Psyhighcological

That feeling of next level intelligence. Heightened psyche. Most commonly found at the peak of a zoot —In other terms, you’re really f*ckin high. Gone off your ass. “Zooted” and “Mentally Undiluted” so to speak.

Dude, I just figured out a little piece of the universe.

*Dude wiping tear*

Woah, you’re psyhighcological as f*ck right now

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“You’re being so psyhighcological right now, the Dali Lama is quaking.”

CLEANK

The sound made when you’re celebrating, or toasting to, wholesome things (not to be confused with *Clink* )

“Peyton and I CLEANK-
ED to friendship, but with grape juice, because we wanted a wholesome night in”

“The office holiday party was fun, but we had to CLEANK to the holidays, because Tina got a little too lit last year”

“Should I bring wine, or are we going to CLEANK”

Moto Cross Faded

When you straight zoomin. You so crossed you know everything and nothing all at once. similar to the southern past time of Motorcycle athletics... but with your spirit.

Dude I was so moto cross faded last night I... two shots and one edible and I was Like Hannah Montana ... Best of Both Worlds

Woah. Talia. I can see your face... but it’s moving like Michael Jackson... a smooth criminal. Moto cross faded hehe.

Is Stephen Hawking dead... or am I just motoc cross faded as fuck?

Double Memetration

Killing two memes with one stone. You’ve got one thing to say, but need to hit them with that duality.

Have you seen that video on twitter“Michael Jackson *but Miranda cosgrove*: *Electricity I might die” . Total double memetration.

You total pull a double memetration. When you’re a straight dude that’s tired and horny. “Two Birds, One cup”

The US is in total double memetration. You know your president sucks when Cheetos®️ Retweets “You’re Fired!” .

AnaLITical

A common occurrence during one of ~those~ inebriated instances. Who cares if you’re drunk or high as fu*ck—You knowwwww everyone’s out to get you. Paranoia and anxiety will be there.

In other words you’ve got your Magnifying glass,fedora, and trench coat. You’re basically the worlds best detective

Y’all.... i can hear the earth rotating, and let’s just say- it’s nothing like a globe. I’m AnaLITical af rn

“The pizza delivery person was wearing a hat and a polo with a tiny piece of pizza on it. Pretty staged if you ask me....So where’s Ashton Kutcher? “

“Boo, chill. You’re just being AnaLITical.”

Call me over AnaLITical... But what if there really is... four Olsen twins. Mary, Kate, And, Ashley Olsen. Told ya so.

Highccuser

The person who accuses you of being high. You’re most likely high off your a*ss, but still- how fuc*kin dare they.

Yoooooo I came home zooted outta my mind last night and my roommate called me out. He was my highccuser.

*looking in mirror* Woah. You’re most often, your own highccuser, and....what would Steve Harvey look like without eyebrows or a mustache?

I wasn’t even high last night and that horse girl renleigh highcussed me of munching on the devils lettuce. *without thousand island? Renleigh Never*

Highs Closed

When you’re high out ya mind and your eyes are just like... glued shut.

“Broo i think that edible kicked in... my highs closed, and I can’t get them open.”

*Friend saying some shit*
Waoh stop. Repeat what you just said. My highs closed and I’m trying to squeeze my butt cheeks together both one at a time and simultaneously.

*Midnight McDonlads Run*

Drive Thru worker: highs closed

You: highs closed