National Peg A Man Day!

November 1st is National Peg A Man Day! So girls grab your strap on dildo and peg a man!

Eve: hey Stephen!
Stephen: yes Eve?
Eve: Can you bend over for me please?
Stephen: ok?
*Eve puts the strap on dildo inside of him and starts thrusting*
Stephen: AAAAAAH OH FU- OOOOOOH~
Eve: 😈
Stephen: WHY- UH ARE YOU- OOOOH DOING THIS?!
Eve: because it’s National Peg A Man Day!

And before you guys say I’m a simp, I’m a girl 😀

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National Peg A Man day!

June 14 is National Peg A Man day! So grab your strap on dildo girls, cause you can peg a man on June 14 or any time you want!

Eve: hey Stephen!
Stephen: yeah Eve?
Eve: can you bend over for me please?
Stephen: ok?
*Eve takes off Stephen’s pants and pegs the fuck out of him*
Stephen: OOOOH SHIT AAAAHH~ WHY THE FU- AAAAAAAH~ DONT- AH- STOP AAAAAAAAAAHHHH~
Stephen: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?!
Eve: cause it’s National Peg A Man day!

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Caught your Bitch In your Bed!

When you catch a couple during sex or after sex— usually in the top’s bed.

*stephen and Eve are having sex*
*dakota walks in*
Eve: don’t say it…
Dakota: …
Stephen: don’t…
Dakota: …Caught your Bitch In your Bed!