hazel

bad at comp sci and has terrible jokes

hazel- they always say heyzel but never howareyouzel
amoolya- shut the FUCK UP ITS 3 AM

2👍 5👎

johnathan

the finest man you'll ever meet bruh fr he'll either fuck you and you'll reach heaven without dying or leave you sobbing in a puddle after he rejects yo ass

me- hazel hes so cute pls set me up with him
johnathan- sorry i only fuck airplanes
me- *gets airplane transplant surgery*

9👍 1👎

daniel

the most basic name in the world if ur named daniel it means ur mom looked up cute baby names and chose the first one

daniel- hey

me- hey :)
daniel 2- hey
me- oh, theres 2
daniel 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10- we're about to ruin this womans entire career

10👍 6👎