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Simply the finest group of MCs ever to assemble as a group and one of the standout acts in hip-hop's golden era in the 90s.
Together they created what is possibly the greatest and realest hip-hop album of all-time in "Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)".
The Wu Tang Clan took hip-hop, musically, to the next level, with RZA creating timeless beats, GZA writing lyrics that put other rappers to shame and Raekwon pioneering a whole new sub-genre of hip-hop - mafioso rap (a style that Jay-Z would later imitate).
With the exception of U-God (... Sorry), every single member of the Clan was/is exceptionally gifted, as demonstrated by their solo projects - Liquid Swords, Only Built 4 Cuban Linx, Tical, Supreme Clientele etc.
If you're reading this definition because you actually don't know who the Wu Tang Clan are - educate yourself.
Basically, don't fuck with the Wu.
Boy: Mommy, I fucked with the Wu Tang Clan, am I in trouble?
Mother: Boy, you might as well go kill yourself now and save the waiting.
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An ex-shite-footballer turned acid-tongued chef who appears to have a severely dried apricot for a face
Guy: There was nothing on tv last night, so i was watching "The F Word" and i realised, wtf is wrong with Gordon Ramsay's face?
Guy 2: I dunno, let's ask Jeeves(?)
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Acronym for Dads In Legal Dispute Over Separation.
Guy: Man, my wife's takin my house, half my shit and leavin' me... She's takin lil Jimmy with her too.
Guy 2: Don't worry man, DILDOS is here for you anyitme.
Guy: Thanks, I don'y know what I'd have done without DILDOS.
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noun.
a. Synonym for deafness and/or mental handicap.
b. A disease which causes retardation in girls and borderline homosexuality in boys. No known cure as of yet.
a)
Guy: Hey what's wrong with that girl, why's she listening to Justin Beaver?
Guy 2: I think she's got Bieber fever
Guy: HAHA, what a retard, probably never heard REAL music in her life.
b)
Mom: Is he okay? What's happening?
Doctor: Maam, I'm afraid we've had to put down your son... I'm sorry, there was nothing we could do, he had a real bad case of Bieber fever. We had to kill him, it was for his own good.
Mom: Oh... Well, I guess it's for the best.
Doctor: Damn right it's for the best, only fags and retard like that little chipmunk.
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