Aftershock

A loud, rumbling fart within minutes after taking a shit.

Dude did you fart? I thought you just took a shit?

I did. It was an aftershock.

Bobbing for Cock

When someone is so sleepy their head starts to nod in a downward motion, as if they are giving someone a blow job.

Haha! Look at Jim over there. He didn't get any sleep last night so now he is bobbing for cock.

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