twice in once

a George W. Bush-ism used to make him sound like he has a somewhat average intellect. Can be used at the end of any sentence, especially when one is at the tail end of a coke binge.

George Dubya: Fool me twice, and once on shame. Fool me again, and...twice in once!

Petunia: He can get it...twice in once.

clam diggin'

female version of t-baggin'

Stacey went clam diggin' all over Carl's face.

lamayonaisse

1. a funny way of saying the abbreviation LMAO if you were to actually pronounce it.

2. a humorous incident involving a condiment.

1. Petunia: When life hands Chuck Norris lemons, he makes grape drink.

Phoebe: Lamayonaisse!