streetlight manifesto

the biggest disgrace to music ever created . total bullshit . sounds like mexican music trying to be punk . its a complete and utter failure on the parts of poser band members, Thomas Kalnokey , Josh Ansley , and a few others who don't even deserve to be named . this band does NOT and NEVER will be able to claim the title of 'decent punk band' . the entire ska genre is total SHIT .

oh my gosh , streetlight manifesto is so freaking awful . the members of that band are a threat to society . they should be institutionilized . then cut 1000000 times with a razor blade . then dipped in a mixture of orange juice and salt . then have their fingers burned off , so they can never play again . then have their penises turned inside out , like some poorly executed sex change . suck on that bitches .

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ass from the past

the name for someone you used to fuck but don't anymore . literally speaking , it's the ass you fucked in the past . get it ? :P

warning : meeting up with these people on occasion can be extremely awkward .

*sees crazy ex-girlfriend in walmart*

person 1 : AWWWHHH SHIT BRO .
person 2 : what!?
person 1: that girl ? she's my ass from the past .

*sprints away and hides in the lettuce section* (:

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