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Chelsea Clam Shell

When You open your ass over someones head in a swallowing motion while they are passed out and push there head into your ass.

Cuzan johny passed out so i gave him a Chelsea Clam Shell,when he awoke he was not happy.

by tbagmartin March 28, 2010

82πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


PFIA

when texting a very common text abbreviation "PFIA" means Put Finger In Ass you can add PFIARTF to text means "Put Finger In Ass Repeat Till Faint"

Example text Hey whats up?
Response PFIA

by tbagmartin March 23, 2010

97πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


shitographer

A person who takes a picture of there shit and emails it to someone.

You are one hell of a shitographer, dont ever send me any photos of your shit again or i will do my own shitogrophy and you wont be happy.

by tbagmartin March 23, 2010

98πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Stinky Goggles

Stinky Goggles is when You put your balls in someone's ass then on their eyes

Dude, that chick got the Stinky Goggles last night, her eyes have brown ball marks.

by tbagmartin April 3, 2010

90πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Mexican Hot Poker

A Mexican hot poker is when u dip your dick in hot sauce then in your Victims Ass!

My Girlfriend was acting up, so i surprised her with a Mexican Hot Poker! She was shitting fire for a week.

by tbagmartin October 21, 2010

57πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Mexican Hot Poker

A Mexican hot poker is when u dip your dick in hot sauce then in your Victims Ass!

My Girlfriend was acting up, so i surprised her with a Mexican Hot Poker! Unfortunately while I was fucking her in the ass some hot sauce dripped from my balls into my ass and we both went to the ER. So please only use hot sauce as needed.

by tbagmartin October 21, 2010

42πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Cock Jerkey Elbow

Much like tennis elbow, however it occurs while jerking a cock.

My friend Tbag had to go to the Dr. for his Cock Jerkey Elbow the Dr said "only way to cure Cock Jerkey elbow is quit Jerking off for 3 weeks," now his girlfriend has Cock Jerkey Elbow.

by tbagmartin May 6, 2010

65πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž