Popularity Spike

When you have a lot of friends overloading you with IMs that causes a bit of lag.

I was just hanging on facebook when I had 10 friends come online and chat me and the popularity spike caussed me to lag and almost crash.

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no spam

A way to tell someone that you are not a spammer but just recommending something, such as a game.

Dude, you need to play RoM with me, no spam

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Bandwidth Vampire

Someone who is sucking up all of the bandwidth on a router.

GamerWhat are you doing out here? I am getting massive lag in the Battlegrounds! My party is about to die!

RoomateI only have three youtube pages, four Facebook pages, and am playing CoD...

GamerYou are a total bandwidth vampire!

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Pop-gamer

A form of pseudo-gamer that only plays what is famous or popular at the time such as Bioshock, Assassins Creed, CoD:MW, CoD: WaW, CoD:MW2, CoD:BO. A "pop-gamer" is not deffined mainly by what he/she plays but by what he/she plays and a lack of knowledge or playtime with other games meaning that one who plays Black Ops yet could still tell you what Aprature Science is and what series and company made it and has played through Unreal and not just played Unreal Tourney '03/'04 and could not tell you the original name of Mario and what game he first cameo'd in.

Player 1: "Hey, want to play some CSS, I can make a quick server."

Player 2: "What is CSS?"

Player 1: "Counter Strike: Source."

Player 2: "What is Counter Strike: Source?"

*Player 1 sends link to Steam store page*

Player 2: "I only play Black Ops for 360 right now."

Player 1: "You are a total pop-gamer..."

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Be the valkyrie

-The odd man out, referencing the game series Gauntlet and an old add stating, "Four players, one has to be the valkyrie."
-To take what no one wants.

*Three friends play zombie shooter*
Player 1"I will take this well-lit, easy to barricade kitchen."
Player 2"I will take this well-lit, easy to defend hut."
Player 1"Looks like Player 3 will have to be the valkyrie and take the poorly-lit, multi-roomed, basement with a ton of corners for anything to hide behind and tunnels leading to who knows where."

Scaretistic

Statistics usually made up to scare people to one side of an argument or to a different belief or value.

Scaretistic: Birth control fails 243% of the time!

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2-for-1 Sale

When grabbing a snack food and getting two pieces when grabbing one.

*Man goes for a chip, pulls and another gets dragged out*
"Nice, 2-for-1 Sale."