Scrambled family

The more realistic version of "Blended family" - not all smooth and homogeneous, but instead kind of lumpy.

We're not the Brady Bunch - we're more of a Scrambled family!

hibergnation

When you lie down to take a nap and when you wake up an entire season has passed.

"Wow! Ken slept so long that he missed an entire semester!" "Yeah, he was in hibergnation."

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