droppin anchor

When you take a dump and the poo proceeds to curl at the end of the tail while the stick closer to the anus remains straight......and then its anchor's away!

I was droppin anchor last night at this skank's house and the water that splashed up felt like I was getting an aenima.

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cock jockey

A homosexual who enjoys the art or riding a dick like a jockey rides a horse

I wonder who's going home with that cock jockey for some late night action.

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terd kabob

when you drop anchor and their are different shapes, smells, texture, and steam coming from five or more sections of your log.

Holy crap after eating mexican food for dinner, chinese for lunch, and eggs benedict yesterday I had the stinkiest terd kabob this morning. My terd kabob had international appeal!

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surf n turf

when you move your bowels and half is terra firma while the other half is wet and wild

i just took a nasty surf n turf in your grandma's bathroom.

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