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What you call An idiot who does all ofthe above: Has dinner at your house every night , smells like shit , looks even worse , gf dumped him , and wheres to much colonge/aftershave
dude 1: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU BUM ASS MO FO!
dude 2: *nothing , passed out*
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well "snum" comes from a mix of snot and cum , and heres the def. : It can happen two ways. #1:After a female or male give a guy a long blowjob ,and he shots his wad in her/his mouth and a few seconds after that before she/he swallows she/he sneezes resulting in the snot and cum to mix and come out her nose . #2:When you sneeze at the exact second you orgasm , feels very strange and cool.
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dude 1 "Man after a long bj this chick took down my load and then she sneezed and it landed on my chest , it was gnarly dude"
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dude 2 "Man awesome , when I was jackin off I sneezed right when I was about to shot my jizm all over , it awesome dude."
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Ok , I did some research in Mexico and wanted to say "I am Marijuana head " in spanish , and "tengo kaybasa mehijuana" is the close I can get meaning "I am marijuan head"
spanerd 1 "Tengo kaybasa mehijuan!"
spanerd 2 "Shut up you Ano (anus)
spanerd 1 "Tengo bano in mi pantoloness"
spaner 2 " DAMN YOU HAVE A BATHROOM IN YOUR PANTS!?!?!
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