mud shark

nasty white girl who ONLY likes traitorous black men

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kebabba

1. A kebab of lesser glory, be it chicken , seekh or doner. If it does not meet your expectations of taste and/or appearance.

2. The repeated effected noticed the day after a spicy, eastern sandwich. Usually resulting in the effect of sitting on a tube of Deep Heat.

3. A theme restaurant that serves halal meat sandwiches accompanied by the music and surroundings of Anni-Frid, Agnetha, Bjorn and Benny.

1. Don't get one from that place, they're kebabba.

2. I wouldn't go in there, I've had a kebabba.

3. Gimme, gimme, gimme a naan after midnight!

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wonkographer

Professional person who searches for incompetency in a product or service.

You'd better sort out that dodgy tap, the wonkographer will be round soon to check it.

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muppstink

A derivitive of the word muppet or mupp for a dim person. Similar to chimmer.

James is a proper muppstink!

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toe bung

It is a shooting technique in soccer/football when players hit the ball with a their toes, their foot at a 90 degree and to their lower leg. It is a technique that will get a lot of power on the ball but with lesser control. Adopted by many Brazilian full backs. Also known as a toe ender

The keeper had no chance with that toe bung!

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thrutch

The action of hip movement with or without a sexual partner mimicking the act of intercourse. NOTE - Can be applied to animals.

Dog's at it again, thrutching my leg last night.

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thrutchpot

General friendly alternative for idiot, used towards mates.

Alreet you old thrutchpot!

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