bank boyfriend

A boy you have no interest in but pretend to when you are short on money to get him to pay for those activities you can't afford.

"I don't have money to go to the concert Susan. Don't worry Dianne I'll get my bank boyfriend to take care of it."

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Cock Interception

1. Noun. In social situations the act of being unable to talk to a person with whom a man has sensual or romantic interests due to being prevented by a 3rd party whom has the same interests in said man whom does not reciprocate.

2. Verb. The action of preventing a man from speaking to a person of sexual interest to said man by either a gay man, straight woman, or bisexual of the same. Thus prevnting him from speaking to his said person of interest because you have effectively "intercepted" his cock.

"Did you get a chance to tall to Janet last night?"
"No man Suzie kept hitting on me all night, so I wasn't able to""are you into Suzie? ""No man I was just being nice""Mad cock interception bro. That sucks"