Weenie to Wallet Ratio

When the size of your pecker is disproportionate to the size of your wallet.

If you have a small Weenie to Wallet ratio, chances are that you drive an expensive or highly modified vehicle to "make up" for your shortcomings.

Conversely, if you have a high Weenie to Wallet Ratio, you might drive something nice, but not feel the need to higly modify it or draw excess attention.

Look at that little nerd in the new Beemer. He's got a smalll Weenie to Wallet Ratio.

Check out that short litter fucker in the lifted truck. He must have a really small Weenie to Wallet Ratio.

I would turbo charge my Polaris RAZR 'S', but my Weenie to Wallet Ratio is too high.

GTFBTB

Give the front butt the business.

Damn, she's hot!! I'd like to GTFBTB.

MIL-TFP41

In manufacturing, there are many acronyms (FAI, PFMEA, PPAP, SPC, etc.). We utilize lots of different specifications, such as military (MIL) specs, which inform us of the parameters of how to perform each task.

Production personnel tend to run amok and make things how they see fit. Quality might refer them to MIL-TFP41, meaning “Make It Like The Fuckin’ Print for once.”

The assembly people put the parts together backwards. I told them to MIL-TFP41 before they make anything else.

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