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An extended episodic torture devised by vengeful parents whereby their middle school children routinely miss most or all of a school day but can't enjoy it because they have had their braces tightened.
I need to go to the nurse's office for some Tylenol because I got orthodontisized today.
I need to leave school today at 9:30 because I'm getting orthodontisized.
I got orthodontisized this morning, so I can't eat a caramel apple.
A temporary and amusing speech impediment that develops after braces have been installed on one's teeth.
I couldn't understand you, Johnny. Did you say you need to go to the baff woom? Oh, you mean 'bath room', don't you? I forgot you have an ortholisp.
When I got my braces, I got this dang orffolithp (ortholisp).
He's such a geek. I mean, he was bad, but now that he's orthodolispic, he's impossible to understand.
Pretty Much Fucked - An expression to someone or a realization by oneself that their situation is beyond hope. A simple statement of fact concerning situation, circumstance or quality.
Dude, you flunked chemistry? Your chances of getting into Harvard are PMF.
I can't believe I called him a prick. Our chances of getting back together are PMF.
You really trashed your car, man. It's definitely PMF.
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The condition whereby a person must wear dentures. Toothless. Using poorly made, ill-fitting, or gigantically huge dentures that look scary to children.
I want you to look at those choppers kids. That's how you look when you're poligriptic.
Since I lost my teeth, I've become poligriptic.
You kids better brush your teeth or you might become poligriptic like Grandma!