shite

when you're around little kids or your grandma and start to say shit but you need to stop yourself

*stubs toe* "Oh, shi-...shi...SHITE"

crackhead

not someone you refer to as actually doing crack but rather as a fucked up idiot who just doesn't know how to live right

Jerry spills wine on a white Valentino bag
"JERRY YOU'RE SUCH A CRACKHEAD"

ooof....

lul

how lol is pronounced in real life so people just type lul...

me: hey wasnt that so funny
friend: yeah omggg lul so hilarious
me: you have been stopped...

salty

Being mad or pissed about something that happened to you or someone else

Friend: Are u mad bc i texted your crush
Me: Hell no just go away
Friend: cmon dont b salty :PPP

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