left and right for attention, up and down for results

Someone either bot liked at all, or someone very popular most likely told you this. What they're talking about is cutting themselves across the wrist horizontally will get attention, while not killing you, and vertically will actually hurt you badly.

Random person, "Left and right for attention, up and down for results."

You, "Huh?"

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Emoji Addict

Someone who uses way too many goddamn emojis when texting or using social media.

*Jim is the person texting Erik
Jim: "So how was school today?"
Erik: "OWH MAH GAWD IT WAS SO FUKING TERRIBLE 😭😔🥴😩⚠️😢😵😵💀👀🙉"
Jim: "C'mon, I thought you were normal, not a goddamn Emoji Addict!"

I don't know what to look up

What did you think was gonna pop up? THINK ABOUT HOW TO MAKE PROGRESS IN LIFE! THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU WILL DO! Learn some Spanish or meditate. Go for a jog come on, you got this!

Bob, (Searches "I don't know what to look up, then sees this) "I WILL FIX MY LIFE STEP BY STEP!

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