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Deed

A lesbian, esp. a lesbian that is not obviously a lesbian. Short form of "deed out", from the phonetic spelling of "d'ed out", short for "dyked out".

Dude, stop hitting on that chick - can't you tell she's a deed?

by tdw May 5, 2013

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QTGF

Quality Time (with the) Girl Friend. What a boyfriend needs to put in when he's been neglecting his girlfriend. In classic cases, QTGF is pathetically preemptive and perfunctory on the part of a particularly pussy whipped pal.

"Dudeman, let's hang out tonight."
"Dudeman, I can't - I've got to put in some serious QTGF or I'll be in the doghouse."
"Dudeman, you suck."

by tdw May 5, 2013

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mzungu

Any disgusting whitish substance that gradually accretes at an office as a consequence of an unhygienic person working there for way too long.

Fuck - my coworker borrowed my phone and now it's slathered in mzungu.

by tdw December 24, 2008

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deed out

Term used to describe one or more lesbians - the phonetic spelling of "d'ed out", short for "dyked out".

"Dude, those two chicks are totally deed out."





by tdw December 26, 2008


TTVGTS

"To The Victor Go The Spoils" - a resigned, and yet at the same time respectful, concession on the part of average looking and/or middle income and/or unknown (especially all three) guys, that good looking and/or rich and/or famous (especially all three) guys always have gotten, and always will get, pussy for miles, the quality and quantity of which they can only dream of.

Scotty: So Ryan Reynolds broke up with Scarlett Johansson and got together with Blake Lively.
Johnny: Oh, well. TTVGTS.

by tdw April 16, 2013

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