Apption

The act of choosing or freedom to choose something based on the availability of your smart phone apps.

The act of choosing between different smart phone apps.

"Neither one of us brought our phones so we didn't even have the 'apption' of going for coffee this morning."

"I had the apption of Urban Dictionary or another american slang app."

Funkedemic

When multiple people are in a funk, mood-wise, at the same time.

I know that I’m in a funk and when I went to my hairdresser, she said everyone she’s talked to you lately is in a funk. Feels like we’re in a funkedemic.

Binjury

An injury or pain sustained as a result of binge watching.

My hip hurts so badly! It’s a binjury from laying on the couch watching 2 seasons of Royal Pains!