Fork and spoon operator

A large, omnivorous gastropod, typically indigenous to sector 7-G of the local nuclear power plant

"Homer Simpson sir, one of the fork and spoon operators from Sector 7-G"

"Well, he certainly has loose waggle!"

Cookage

The act of cooking

The album is a little dry at first but has some real cookage going on in the second half

"Cook" is an archaic and offensive term, I prefer "person of cookage"

Maasochist

1. An insufferable white Wattpad girl who thinks reading bad YA smut makes her both quirky *and* well read at the same time.

2. A Pickme dudebro who thinks jacking off to bad YA smut makes him a feminist.

Booktok girl: Heyyy are you a fellow Maasochist? I looooove all of the hot fairy fucking, which boy is your favorite?

Normal woman: Christsakes just let me read my Leguin in peace.

Booktok girl: OMG gatekeeper much??