kant

A german philosopher from the 1700s, Immanuel Kant pontificated at length about what people should do. Manny derived the law of universalizability, which states if something can be applied universally, it must be good. Manny also claimed that we can never know the true motivations of our actions, which only muddles ethical theory and provides an excuse for unethical conduct.

In Kantian ethics, lying to save someone's life is morally wrong, as lying cannot be universalized.

pennsylvania press

the act of pooping from ones anus directly into another persons anus

this pennsylvania press has given my anus quite the sore

malicious

when some thing is so wickedly awsome you can't help to cry because of its super hilarious content. most of the time the content is rude or disgracful to someone else.

Dude that email to kim was so malicious she shot herself.

kinhell

Kinhell, a word to use in hurry or in shock. Short for 'fucking hell'

Kinhell Elliot yous dicks small ye

crackasian

they think they're caucasian, but they're just asians on crack

"Hello!"
"AAHHHHH, it's a crackasian!"

Slip

to inflict shame or grief upon one's self by accident.

Bambi tried to dis' Amit, but he slipped himself.

Greek Cow Stomach

Any one of a breed of fading rural super heros, now supporting his dangling man-missles with a gut-revealing tank top emblazoned with an unpitted green olive. Enjoys frequent trysts with the Turd-Herding Fat Man.

I am the Greek Cow Stomach.
== Phil Prapopulous