Slobsquatch

n. (Slaw-b-skw-ah-ch)

The end result of a woman riding a bicycle seat for an extended period of time in warm weather. Often more pronounced in overweight or obese women.

A sweaty, limp vagina/underwear combination.

Also used as a pejorative term for a woman who is deemed gross or ugly.

"Girlfriend! I gots to get me a Summer's Eve after that bike ride. There's a slobsquatch in my drawers."

"Dude, did you hook up with that slizz from last night? Tell me she wasn't a slobsquatch."

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Amish-style

The act of copulating through a hole in a sheet; often due to the fact that one does not want to physically see the person on the other side of the sheet.

Sometimes confused with brown-bagging (placing a brown paper bag over someone's head) amish-style is an evolution that covers the entire body and negates all physical view.

"Oh man, that chick I picked up at Country Bar last week was so ugly I had to do her Amish-style!"

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