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Theodorian

A theodorian is someone who makes the claim in which Theodore is receiving the best head among the 3 chipmunks. Despite the many adversities including verbal abuse from normie alvinists, and general ignorance throughout the chipmunist community, the theodorians still are able to stand their ground as valid theorists. This is likely because the theodorian theory disregards unimportant factors such as attractiveness and popularity of the female chipmunks (both of which have been proven to be unrelated to the enjoyment of one's head), and instead takes note of the more complex evidential reasons.

The theodorian theory, at its heart, takes into account the level of each chipmunks sexual stimulus. Using this method, we can make the assumption that because Alvin is the most popular and alpha of the 3 chipmunks, he has likely already received head multiple times. Theodore, on the other hand, is most likely getting head for the very first time, and it is commonly assumed that he has not even masturbateed before. If these assumptions are true, then Theodore, at the time of the picture, had never had an orgasm before in his life. He then, conclusively, would have by far the highest sexual stimulus of the 3 chipmunks.

The theodorian theory is the most widely accepted theory among chipmunkist intellectuals.

by tedlywinks September 19, 2019

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Chipmunkist

Someone who follows the growing debate regarding which of the 3 chipmunks from the popular movie franchise "Alvin and The Chipmunks" is receiving the best head.

Although the alvinist theory is the most prominent among chipmunkists, the views held be theodorians consistantly prove to be far more reasoned and secular.

by tedlywinks September 19, 2019

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Alvinist

An Alvanist is a person who subscribes to the theory that Alvin the chipmunk is receiving the best head. Because the entire theory is based on the subjective observation that Alvin's female is the most attractive and skilled (at giving head), it is regarded by most chipmunkist intellectuals as shallow and uninformed. Many also associate alvinists as being normies, as their theory is the most common or widespread, and holds the general public bias.

The alvinists were laughing at big chungus memes on their way to area 51.

by tedlywinks September 19, 2019

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