:~U

A fatherly figure for the :u emoticon.

Like :u, :~U serves no real purpose. The face doesn't represent any specific emotion, nor does it signify any specific meaning.

:~U is more of a parody of other emoticons than an emoticon in itself.

"I've been awake for 3 straight days. :u"

":~U SON GO TO BED"

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Brovaries

Male Testicles. Yep.

Chicks before Dicks!
Well, Brovaries before ovaries.
=/

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Bro Canal

The penis.

Kinda the spiritual opposite of the birth canal, but not nearly as painful.

"ow, you punched me in the brovaries"
"no homo, bro, and plus my bro canal took some of the hit"
"o ok"

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:u

A parody of other emoticons.
Like people who abuse "LOL" "XD" and other emoticons/abbreviations, :u serves absolutely no purpose. In fact, it merely takes up space. Abuse it wisely.

"hai guyz i would <3 to meet you lol XD XD "

"Get off my internets, pedo. :u

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Five It

To finish a (especially alcoholic) drink.

Yo, Obama! Last day of the presidency. What are you gonna do with that expensive bottle of liquor?
OBAMA: I'm gonna fuckin' five it.