Single Mom

A cocktail composed of apple juice, vodka, and crushed ice. Traditionally served with breakfast, or on an airplane, when there is no longer orange juice available.

I had a single mom before breakfast this morning. I can't wait to have another on the flight to DC!

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Feeting

When two coworkers create a fictitious meeting for the sole purpose of fucking each other in a conference room at the office during work hours.

Matthew came all over the CEO's chair in the executive board room during the feeting that Kerry had scheduled at 8:15 am on Tuesday.

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