A-million-to-Juan

The odds that a Mexican will ever be president of the United States. Not to be confused with Juan to Juan: the odds that if a Mexican is elected president, he will be named Juan.

Pedro: Hooray! Did you hear the news?
Hector: Si, Juan Alvarez is the new President Elect!
Pedro: Si, it was a-million-to-Juan shot!
Hector: Si!

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Jodie Foster

A women whom you thought was attractive, and frequently made knuckle babies to, until you realized she was indeed a lesbian - and the attraction wears off.

Tevin: Hey bro, so...did you fire off some man torpedos to Gina last night?

Bro: Naw Tevin, turned out she was a real Jodie Foster...my life is ruined.

Tevin: Probably.

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