Lady-Car

A sad, pathetic looking car that has extreme desire to be another automobile. Generally used to transport elderly to the market, early-bird specials and church. A general nuisance to other people do to its small tires and inability to go the speed limit. A perfect fit for any senior citizen.

Ed was driving his lady-car well below the speed limit to the early bird special when he hit a pot hole and the car's small tires went flat.

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