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A shot of Jameson followed by a small glass of orange juice, followed by a strip of bacon.
Looks like the sun's coming up. Hey bartender, gimme a Breakfast Shot!
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A question male colleagues used to ask back in the old days before you could just go to Facebook and see all the details of how everyone's wives are doing.
How's the wife?
She's doing fine, thanks.
Not according to her status update this morning she isn't.
Well then what did you ask me for, you @#$%!
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The figurative bad guy who constantly dries your body out as you sleep after a night of heavy drinking, causing you to wake up every half hour or so feeling like you're stranded in the middle of the desert. You chug as much water (or any available liquid that's hopefully not more booze) as you can, and go back to sleep, and soon wake up gasping for more water and needing to urinate as well. This is because Dehydro is much better at drying you out than the water is at rehydrating you.
If you are so drunk that you manage to sleep through the night, Dehydro teams up with the toxins in your blood stream to give you a hangover worse than death.
Dehydro was a real bastard last night. I hardly got any sleep at all.
When a comment you posted on a CNN article is removed, either because you used foul language or because CNN disagrees with your point of view.
I posted a great comment earlier but it was CNNsored by the comment Nazis.
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Verb. To suddenly shove an unsuspecting person into the bushes.
Hey, where's Fred?
He's going to be a little late. I president bushed him on the way here and he's still trying to claw his way out.
That's harsh.
I know, but I just can't resist it.
When for some bizarre reason you take a picture of a meal or food item and post it to Facebook before eating.
After Tubby posted his twentieth Show and Eat this week I had to unfriend him.
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"Don't Forget to Flush". Used in online chat or instant messages whenever someone says brb.
teemo1: i just polished off my 10th rum n coke. brb
screemo2: yeah, dff
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