Canadia

An erogenous zone between Narnia and Canada

“Dude Trump just won the election”
“Well, then. Back to Canadia, eh?”

Shelldigger

A golddigger who finds a pasty patsy who gives the golddigger items made from, or in very cases, raw tortoiseshell. These items are often made in France, England, and more commonly, Japan. Shelldiggers usually look for antique collectors or shell enthusiasts in general.

That Luke guy really loves giving away his shell. If only he knew that Daniel's a shelldigger!