tit for tat

A term made famous in a Jane Russell movie where she stands large- breasted between two cowboys. One cowboy says "You stole my horse so I stole your girl." The other cowboy answers "Yeah, tit for tat."

"I cut your grass and you wash my car, you know, "tit for tat"."

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tickle bottom

The victim, usually restrained, of tickle torture, either with consent by a tickle top for exercise or sexual gratification or by others as torture to obtain information or for sadistic pleasure.
If very ticklish the "bottom" suffers
acute agony from the body's automatic reflexes, such as hysterical laughter, screaming, crying, muscle spasms, urination, ejaculation, and even convulsions and loss of consciousness. Common in BDSM, (bondage sado-masochism) practice, the tickle bottom should be in good physical health because severe tickling can cause strokes and seizures.

It was his first time as a tickle bottom, and as he shrieked and begged he knew he would surely die as the tickle top forced him past the point of insanity.

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Gertie gapper

Slang term originally used for a large twat, or vagina, but also used as an expression for anything large or impressive.

The only thing he could say when he first saw the Grand Canyon was "Good God, what a "Gertie gapper"!

tickle top

The person who tickles, or tickle tortures another with the object of forcing the victim, usually restrained and helpless, to laugh hysterically, cry, scream, urinate, ejaculate and even pass out from prolonged intense tickling. Usually done with consent for erotic sexual gratification, but sometimes used as effective torture of prisoners.

With a sadistic grin the tickle top, using his expert hands, forced his helpless victim to shriek and laugh harder until he brought him to screaming climax.

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bumfuk egypt

The most remote, awful, backward, filthy, hostile place or town anyone can imagine; a location just this side of hell.

When they ran out of gas 50 miles from nowhere, one of the traveling guys exclaimed "My God, this place looks like "Bumfuk Egypt", there's nothing here but dead people and dog shit!"

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shit a waffle

The act of an extremely fat person defecating, or the result of surprise or fright.

She was so big she could eat hay and "shit a waffle".

Man, when that dude in the movie slashed the guy, I thought I would "shit a waffle"!

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hurly burly

Comical slang term description of the female body when moved in a sexy way to tempt a man, such as a girl doing a striptease.

"Lookit man, ain't her hips "hurly burly"...makes me drool!"

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