sloppy waffle

A "sloppy waffle" is the result of an event similar to a "circle jerk", difference being the "winner" gets to eat what must be a waffle, after he is the last of at least two participants to ejaculate on it.

Josh: Yo Slops, tell Shazz here what Belgian Breakfast is.
Darren: You see, it's what happens when at least two fags and or frat boys gather around an Eggo and start tuggin', the participant who is able hold in his lode long enough to be the last one to blow gets to eat it. A Belgian Breakfast is the result of a round-robin tournament, where the winners pile their winnings in a stack of sloppy waffles, winner of the tournament gets to...

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espadrilles

A totally not gay way to say sneakers. In French Canada it is the popular terminology.

Darren: I'm going to the mall to pick up some espadrilles, you coming?
Scott: I just did...

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totally not gay

Really, really, ridiculously gay.

Darren: Hey, do these espadrilles make me look like some sort of twink?

Chris: Don't worry brah. You look totally not gay. Chuch.

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