When a male farts into his lover's mouth while pinching her nose shut right after she exhaled.
Carol, make me a sandwich before I give you a north dakota hot air balloon.
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When one defecates onto one of two hands then proceeds to warm with hair dryer and finally slaps a desired person on the face.
I lost my hair dryer, turn on the oven so I can heat up my Carolina Flapjack.
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