J-lighter

Something that is so trippy, it makes you want to light up a joint.

-Man, have you heard that new Bat for Lashes track?

-Yeah, it's a real J-lighter.

house a smammer

to eat a sandwich quickly.

*two dudes who have have seen a sandwich at a local diner.*
dude 1: man, i'd love to house a smammer
dude 2: ....what?!