Ke$ha

A cruddy singer. Her voice is always fixed with autotune and sounds terrible live. A lady gaga wanna be. All she sings about is beer, getting drunk, and acting like a slut. She is trashing the minds of thousands of American children with her no good, shitty music. Her parents must be so proud...

(Ke$ha playing on the radio with fixed autotune voice) "We are who we are...."

Guy: "Change the station! Turn that shit off!"

Girl: "Nooooo she's AMAZING!"

(guy goes and breaks the radio)

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O.B.E.C.

Overly Bragging Excessive Coolness. Used to describe somebody that is waaay too full of themselves and think that they're "all that".

Pronounced with all the letters flowing together, so it would be "obec".

In a game of dodgeball, an O.B.E.C. stands on one side, an opponent stands on the other.

The opponent throws the ball and misses. The O.B.E.C. throws the ball and just barely hits his opponent.

O.B.E.C.: "Ohhhhhh yeah did you see that shot? That was pure skill! You, my friend, are OUT! OUT OUT OUT OUT!"

Opponent mutters to his friend: "He's such an obec."