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A large and hard poo that will only go down if first broken up with a coathanger.
D'Arcy finished the block of cheddar and knew he would need to go to Macys and steal some coathangers. Tomorrow would be a coathanger poo kind of day.
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Fishing for brook trout and targeting those fish for pictures that have especially vibrant colouration
Taylor said he was going up to the cottage so that he could fill up his instagram with proof of his smartiesbox fishing exploits.
When you do not have enough time to shower so you quickly clean yourself in your bathroom sink.
Tyler woke up late for work and smelled of liquor from the night before. He decided to give himself a Syrian shower to clear up the musk.
Being in the state of having a partially erect clitoris.
It was a Sunday afternoon and his lady wanted to do stuff so he began cunninglingus. However, he sucked at giving her oral favors so the best he could give her was a muffchub.
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Bowel movement that has warm and runny consistency similar to lava and composition that resembles the snakes of Medusa's hair.
Michael finished the Tai food and knew he would be battling the lava snakes for the next day or two.
A system of government in which most decisions are made by officials who are willing to pass pretty well anything that could profit the town/city unless a posse of concerned neighbors band together and make a ruckus.
The zoning by-law said Bill could only use up to 45 percent of his property to make a two story house. Being a free man, he wanted to use 60 percent for his four story house. He was confident that he could use the burbeaucracy to get his demands.
Tyler was tired and went to bed at 830pm. Michael asked him why so early and Tyler responded, "adult aerobics last night with the lady."