Lolicop

Officer of the law, whose job is to purely, simply said, shoot down Lolicons. First recorded use of the word was in the song "Lolicons" by Miraie, in 2019. An average 45 year career as a Lolicop would shoot down around 500 thousand cons.
They win on average 8.9 million dollars a year. On their off time, Lolicops enjoy to smoke oxygen. Unfortunately, due to the high addiction rate of oxygen, around 75,000 Lolicops decide to quit their job to smoke it 24/7.

Person 1: Woah, that's a Lolicop over there. His gun is massive! I wonder how many Lolicons he's shot down.
Person 2: He's probably shot down a few tens of thousands lmao.

Raymond

That asian guy that's really good in math but doesn't want to admit it since he's too smart to even think of being that good. He watches a lot of anime. Never talk about Raymond when he's not there, he can hear everything you have said, and will say. He will kill for absolutely no fucking reason.

Classmate A: Oh look, its raymond. hope he doesnt kill another guy today.
Classmate B: yeah, he does that a lot these days lol.