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When you take a crap in the woods and leave a trail of toilet paper leading to the poo so you don't step in it later.
one deer hunter to another: "I left a Hansel and Gretel by the big pine tree, so you may want to avoid that area; At least it's clearly marked".
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When a turd ceases to be a island in the toilet and becomes a continent; often completely filling the hopper.
I had so much PF Chang's last night that I just pinched a massive Continental.
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A person that draws cocks everywhere.
After I cleaned off my white board, a mysterious cocktoonist drew a bag of dicks on it for the office's viewing pleasure.
A rim job thru a pineapple slice.
Your mother squealed like a piggy when I was giving her a ham dinner.
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The result of walking after one has not defecated completely. This is usually due to constipation where the poop breaks in half, and one could wipe all day and still not be completely clean.
รขยยMy poop broke off before I went mountain climbing, so I was churning butter all day long.
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