alert the internet

There are a few situations where one could yell this phrase, but the main thing is to convey sarcasm. For example if someone you know says something that seems utterly useless in a tone where they're trying to sound like it's the news of the year (and it really isn't), then you'd say this phrase in reply. See alert the media.

(instant messenger convo)

Joe: holy shit dude omg i just asked out sally and she said yes *random emoticon* oh man shes so hawt

Jack: ZOMG ALERT THE INTERNET!!!~ lol dude i dont care shes prolly gonna hump u and dump u rofl

Joe: stfu *angry face* ur just jealous cuz u didnt get her u have no balls

Jack: maybe i should alert teh internet that ur a total douche lol

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porno shoes

similar to fuck me boots, porno shoes are shoes that women wear, typically worn by women in porno flicks. They're usually high-heeled stiletto shoes, or slutty looking platform shoes, or a hybrid of both. Said shoes can be worn anywhere, and can be compounded with short skirts or tight pants/shorts to further convey the 'i want some' signal.

- don't wear those porno shoes to church, all the old ladies are gonna be whispering about you behind your back.

- damn, look at those shoes she has on. Total porno shoes.

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go-hart

someone who goes the extra mile; i.e. an over-achiever. can also be spelt go-heart. stems from the term 'go-hard' which essentially means the same thing, but this is the mutated form of that word.

don't be such a go-hart

he's a real go-hart, he got like 99% on his test and was so pissed off

Daisy Dukes

Really short cut-off jean shorts that flatter a woman's booty. Popularized by Daisy Dukes from the Dukes of Hazzard TV show, hence the name. Looks best on black women (and petite white women), as they have the premium ass shape. Not recommended for women over 40 unless they have hot bodies.

"Damn man, you see those daisy dukes Monique was wearin' yesterday?"

"I got her outta those Daisy Dukes faster than Superman on 'roids."

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betrayal

1. to turn on someone you trust, or to have someone do the same to you.
2. team-killing, i.e. in a FPS. More specifically, this is the term used when one team-kills in Halo/Halo 2.

1. i had the worst betrayal the other day, when my best friend whom i thought i trusted stole my girlfriend.

2. Halo announcer: "Lost the lead! BETRAYAL!"

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backwater

Somewhere out of the way; in the middle of nowhere; desolate. See boondocks.

"Where the hell are we?"

"I don't know, some backwater hick town. I can't find it on the map."

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piledriver

1. A wrestling move where the aggressor takes the victim and flips him upside down, at which point he proceeds to jump up and then drive the victim's head into the ground, intending to cause spinal damage. This move is what caused Stone Cold Steve Austin to take a leave from wrestling for an extended period of time.

2. A sexual position where the woman is standing on her head and the male proceeds to take her legs, spread them apart, and penetrate (as he's standing up). This is rather tricky, as both parties need to have a good sense of balance.

3. A machine that drives piles (those wooden things you see at the beach sometimes) into the ground. This is actually where the wrestling move got its name. It uses a heavy weight to hammer the pile into the ground.

1. Jerry 'the king' lawler: oh my god! did you see that pile driver!?

2. guy 1: so you try anything new with the wife last night?
guy 2: yeah, we decided to do it piledriver style.
my junk hurts. she liked it though.

3. I think the pile driver's broken. We can't put the barrier up today.

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