pit knot

a small, untangleable knot of underarm hair created by defective deodorant or strenuous activity. Can only be removed by yanking out. Usually occurs in males.

I was taking a shower and found 2 pit knots, so I jerked them out. My sister heard me screaming and called 911.

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ohshitsite

A website which, when trying to access, gets hopelessly hung up and forces you to close the site, which in turn closes all previous sites downloaded.

I had e-mail, igoogle, and urban dictionary downloaded, then I hit an ohshitsite and had to reboot.