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Link trauma is the sense of unease that comes from viewing a link that leads to content that is shocking, obscene, and/or disgusting. It tends to result in the need for both eye bleach and immediate browser history clearing.
fluffybunnies: OMG, i have the worst link trauma right now
asstard2000: wtf? what happened?
fluffybunnies: some asshole linked me to some heinous japscat! what has been seen cannot be unseen!
fluffybunnies: GAHHHH!
A person who goes to an anonymous chat site (ie, omegle, iddin, etc) and asks every new chat partner, "asl?"
Most asltards are either too stupid to realize that they are not actually on facebook, or are naive enough to think that people give truthful answers in response to asl.
Others resort to becoming asltards as a means to (attempt to) solicit cybersex, or as a trolling method.
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: asl is boring, please find something interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: ffs, srsly?
You: gtfo asltard, try myspace!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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