Figgle siggled the Wigglers

Something that DIDNT happen

Person 1: Yo did you hear how Figgle siggled the Wigglers?
Person 2: No because it didn't fucking happen

Linkmer

Linktator of the Linkovernment Linkion
Linkmer lures the poor and innocent into his lynkstopian lounktry, known as "Linkmers Server" with false promises of lweenkly uploads, forcing them to bow down to him and bend to his will like the cruel linktator he is, silencing those that speak out against his linkranny. Promoting those that lornkship him the best to "Peace Officers", allowing them to abuse the citizens of the linkommunity

Person 1: All hail Linkmer
Person 2: All hail Linkmer
Person 3:All hail Linkmer
Person 4: All hail Linkmer
Person 5: All hail Linkmer
Person 6: All hail Linkmer
Person 7: All hail Linkmer
Person 8: I refuse
Peace Officer: Stop resisting

Toilet seat killer

A man who uses a fucking toilet seat to kill people, and he makes a SHITton of poo jokes.
He also looks like Waluigi's sex offender Uncle

Toilet seat killer executed

Kodiak Catcaden

The Kodiak Catcaden is a grotesque amalgamation of feline and amphibian traits, with mottled fur, asymmetrical features, and contorted limbs. Its bulbous eyes, jagged teeth, and unkempt appearance give it an unsettling charm, despite its repulsive exterior.

"Bro doesn't know about the Kodiak Catcaden"