Banquet

Someone with whom you have a one-night stand.

"Are you going to see him again?"
"Nah, he's a banquet (bang-quit)."

6👍 6👎

apathy

A group of hipsters

"I'm watching an apathy of hipsters try to reinvent music."

10👍 5👎

Fudes

Food porn pics.

"That sounds delicious! Send fudes!"

5👍 2👎

Frauday

When Thursday cleverly disguises itself as Friday, only to disappoint you halfway through the day.

Aww man! I totally woke up this morning thinking it was Friday! Fucking Frauday...