No Boktu

Basically means "No Mercy", or just utter gibberish. Best if shouted at the top of your lungs.

"C'mon man, show me what you got! NO BOKTU!"

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Dead

A state of being intensely high, drunk, or both.

"Shit...I'm so dead...this MJ is killer..."

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Secularmas

Our glorious American holiday that comes every December 25th. A day for getting material items and hoping your adventures in various malls and shopping centers will bear fruit.

"Man, what'd you get for Secularmas?"
"An Xbox 360 niggag, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YES!"

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MexiDo

A variation to Mexican't and Mexican. A Mexican who takes the initiative.

"Man...I don't think I can do this man, I fuckin' give up..."
"COME ON PEDRO! Don't be a Mexican't! BE A MEXIDO!"

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crisscut fries

Basically the greatest invention ever. Mutated Carl's Jr fries. Been known to rip families apart.

"son, give me some of your crisscut fries..."
"Fuck you dad."

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In N Out

That's what a hamburger's all about.

"Shit nigga, it's 1 AM... LET'S GO TO IN N OUT!"

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Slowp

A really slow comeback or quip that is so lame or slow that it's pathetic, ineffectual, or just self-damaging.

"You can't come back with a comeback after eight seconds. You got three seconds. Five, tops. It's called a quip, not a slowp."