Clamglomeration

A group of women.

A: She's out with her girlfriends tonight.
B: Ah, the clamglomeration?

Webcam

An object you bought for a couple bucks. You give people a nonchalant reason for why you want one or need one, while in fact, you just use it to do sexual things for your bf/gf.

Guy 1: "Dude, I so need this webcam for school."
Guy 2: "Yea right, you're just jerkin' your chicken for Stacy 'cause you're so lazy to go over and sex her up."
Guy 1: "What the hell man, what the hell?!"
Guy 2: "You know its true!"

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