Facebook Mom

A mother who doesn't do shit for her kids but will post on her kids Facebook wall like she's parent of the year.

She never picks her kids up on her court appointed days, doesn't pay child support, can't throw down $20 for her kids sports yet:

Kid Facebook: Ugh I'm so sick, when will I get better?

Facebook Mom: Whatever you need I can be there within the hour.

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