dumpster juice

A Cocktail

Ingredients:
1 oz. Vodka
1 oz. Light Rum
1 oz. Chambord Raspberry Liqueur
1 oz. Midori
1 oz. Cranberry Juice
1 oz. Orange Juice
1 oz. Pineapple Juice

Instructions:
Mix in a tall glass and stir well. It should have a murky brown color, hence the name.

"A glass of Chardonnay for the lady, and what may I get you tonight, sir?"

"I'll take a dumpster juice."

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Throw in some DJ Quik - lets get this party crunk

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the plunger effect

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Due to the plunger effect of my penis in her vagina, the sheets got ruined, but her period was over in 2 days instead of 5, so I got to have sex with my wife during the Superbowl.

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floatie

a turd that keeps a-spinnin and won't go down, it stays afloat

I broke up with her after 18 months because she left a floatie in the john. Other than that everything was great.

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TestIcicle

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Coffee shop perverts typically spend more than 2 hours at a coffee shop at any one time.

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crack a fatty

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On my honeymoon I drank so much liquor I got whiskey dick and could not crack a fatty for the life of me, so we filed for an annulment.

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