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A Cocktail
Ingredients:
1 oz. Vodka
1 oz. Light Rum
1 oz. Chambord Raspberry Liqueur
1 oz. Midori
1 oz. Cranberry Juice
1 oz. Orange Juice
1 oz. Pineapple Juice
Instructions:
Mix in a tall glass and stir well. It should have a murky brown color, hence the name.
"A glass of Chardonnay for the lady, and what may I get you tonight, sir?"
"I'll take a dumpster juice."
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One of the hottest rappers and producers of all time. Been around since back in the NWA days and constantly demonstrating language wizardry and wordplay that is staggering.
Throw in some DJ Quik - lets get this party crunk
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when a human being or other life form proactively seeks out another for sexual gratification.
I am on the prowl 24/7. Even at the DMV or a rest stop.
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vagisil is a comfort
vagisil is lightly scented
vagisil is widely recognized as a U.S. brand leader in the feminine hygiene product market
vagisil is played by william shatner
vagisil is the name
vagisil is monostat's arch enemy
vagisil is for yeast infections and not stds o_o and i'm sorry i have neither
vagisil is a creme designed to relieve "feminine itching" and imagine putting something down there that you are
Vagisil is so effective that often times you will only need half a tube. Then you can make your money back from e-bay.
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When you make love to a girl on her period, and it significantly lessens the duration of the menstruation.
Due to the plunger effect of my penis in her vagina, the sheets got ruined, but her period was over in 2 days instead of 5, so I got to have sex with my wife during the Superbowl.
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an individual (usually a hipster) that frequents coffee shop in hopes of getting some poontang.
Coffee shop perverts typically spend more than 2 hours at a coffee shop at any one time.
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NOUN: Vulgar Slang; An erection of the penis
On my honeymoon I drank so much liquor I got whiskey dick and could not crack a fatty for the life of me, so we filed for an annulment.
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