soooo

Usually a precursor to the word "hot" when linguistically challenged SweetVally High girls describe the attractiveness of girly-men like Ashton Kutcher

"OMG OMG OMG Aston Kutcher is like, sooooo hot!"

"Like, I know. I hate to change the subject when we are talking about Ashton, but do you have any Vagisil?"

"Like, totally!"

24👍 46👎

pedota jugoso

an extravagantly powerful and juicy fart

un pedota jugoso scorched my draws.

9👍 3👎

keybroad

A chat girlfriend

Yo, I thought this keybroad I met in Booty Chat would be hot, come to find out, she was really 350 pounds with missing teeth!

yank wang

to masturbate

I will be back later, I am going to go get my high school year book and yank wang.

3👍 5👎

panic button

the button you push on your car alarm keypad that makes the alarm go off

a dog walked up to my car and before he could piss on it i pushed the panic button

39👍 17👎

uncle sneaky hands

A sicko, pervert, or someone who gropes

Jimmy was reluctant to take more shots because he was fearful if he passed out that Bubba would become Uncle Sneaky Hands.

17👍 5👎