Catnipped

When a cat sits on your lap, making you completely paralyzed and unable to move. Pun on Catnip and kidnapping

Person A: "Can you do the dishes?"
Person B: "Sorry I can't, I got catnipped"

Redditor

a person who likes to suck cock

Person A: "Ay bro you wanna suck my dick real hard and give me some 69 big chungus updoots?"
Perosn B: "Oh hell yeah I'm a Redditor, the cock sucking convention was amazing"

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