Thales

Thales is the most beautiful man (both inside and out), sexy and intelligent in the world. HE ROCKS AT THE GUITAR. He smells really good and has one of the best musical tastes (except for ghostemane lol). Thales is also the best boyfriend you can have and your best friend too. He's the best person you can EVER meet. But one of its greatest qualities is being incredibly hot. Thales is SO hot that it makes you want to VAPO VAPO NHECO NHECO every day, every hour, ‘til you can't take it anymore. But Thales is mostly everything you need to have by your side and that is what will make you love him more and more at each day.

person: “OMG who is this guy EXTREMELY hot playing that AMAZING guitar?”
me: “That’s my perfect boyfriend Thales”